Um yes hello 911 it’s three am and there’s a strange guy outside my hotel room singing loudly about how nasty some chick called Miss Jackson is
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As a joke you take a DNA test to find out where your ancestors are from. The results have just come back: you’re not related to anyone on the planet.
it’s not the plot, but this describes several characters in homestuck.
