homestuck made this more confusing to understand than it needed to be
I love my home.
I hate the dog.
I desire friends.
I keep salesmen from killing each other.
???????
the thing is thats exactly how i read it
Quite Eggsistential
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As a joke you take a DNA test to find out where your ancestors are from. The results have just come back: you’re not related to anyone on the planet.
it’s not the plot, but this describes several characters in homestuck.
